meeevs:

goose hole

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missing-strings:

Can’t say my mom was too happy with my senior pictures…

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howtobeafuckinglady:

goldacrylicnails:

Bitches be 25+ on Tumblr looking for a husband stop

is this about me

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the-brit-hit:

Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”

Primary test results:image

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seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

drakes dad: *calls drake*

drake: hello?

drakes dad: son, i saw it

drake: saw what

drakes dad: dont play that game with someone sent it to me on instantgraham

drake: oh…..

drakes dad: be honest with me about 1 thing

drake: what?

drakes dad: …..did you nut

(via telapathetic)

magicjointson:

its about that time

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