lindsaylohoean:

masturbation and murder are like the same thing its all fun and games until u get caught

(via zacherieh)

*smokes pumpkin spice blunt bc fall is here*

(Source: knowsbleeds, via weedjoke420)

cuntyspice:

omgzayn:

arent boybands supposed to have that //one ugly member// what the hell happened to one direction 

Did Louis die? My condolences.

(Source: zaynmalif, via circumcising)

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

'cause the players gonna play play play play play

alligators alligate gate gate gate gate

elevators elevate vate vate vate vate

shake it off

(via dulect)

(Source: bgcslave, via dolphin-sus)

deirdara:

can we please stop treating high school drop outs like they’re the scum of the earth that’ll never amount to anything?? because it’s fucking tiring and rude and gross. it’s not the end of the world and school is not for everyone

(via dolphin-sus)

C.R.E.A.M.

sappling:

Cummies Rule Everything Around Me

(via scottthepilgrim)

provokatives:

when you have two groups of friends doing different things friday night and you’re not invited to either one lol

(via ugly)